Snatching yo people up

hehMost of the time I can totally relate to shark girl, especially when it comes to this blog.  Lately my heart just hasn’t been in it.  My boyfriend and I are separated [more on that later], work keeps me swamped, the kids are active, and life in general is happening.

libLaughter is the best medicine.  Between the liberal meme and everything else in this entry I’m laughing constantly.  When life gets tough the tough get laughing….Did I post ‘21 Jokes Only History Nerds Will Understand?‘ If I already have you can read it again because it’s funny.  adIn other news, Antoine Dodson and his ‘Queen’ [not of the drag variety] are having a baby.  You read that correctly.  After becoming a True Hebrew Israelite he renounced homosexuality.  It didn’t take too long for him to figure out the breeding aspect of heterosexuality.  I offer sincere congratulations to the parents to be, but this will take some getting used to on my end.  Antoine Dodson should not be pushing a Baby Björn down the sidewalks of suburbia.  Antoine Dodson strikes fear into the hearts of would be rapists, in the projects of Lincoln Park and beyond.  This is how Antoine Dodson will forever live in my mind:

Before Sunday here’s what to expect in terms of entries–  a heart full of love, arrogance, chicken, updates, JiLTED.  Get excited!

With infinite love, gratitude, and respect,

Sloane

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About Cocktails With Hemingway

I'm blunt and opinionated. Virtually everything I say or do is a contradiction but I'm not a hypocrite. I never hesitate to speak my mind and never fail to leave an impression wherever I go. You love me, you hate me, but you'll never forget me.
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