Ants

It’s truly the beginning of summer in the south when the ants go marching in– as in throughout your home.  Few are spared.  Cleanliness and tidiness prove irrelevant.  Once a colony sets up shop they call several hundred of their best friends only to multiply like….ants?

Fear not:  I guarantee my potion will exterminate all 439, 567, 034, 592, 103 of those pesky ants. 

ant1 cup sugar

3 cups warm water

3 tablespoons borax [I used 20 Mule Team]

Mix sugar and borax.  Slowly stir in warm water.  Voila, there’s your potion.

The quantity of this recipe gives you more than enough to take back your home and share some with a friend, so seal it in an airtight jar.  Pour solution into tops of plastic milk jugs or two liter soda bottles and place throughout infected areas.  KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN AND PETS.  Ingesting this can be fatal to any human or animal involved.  Let the ants sip on the sugary delight and take it back to the colony.  They’ll disperse it and– BAM!– colony eliminated.  You’re welcome.

With infinite love, gratitude, and respect,

Sloane

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