“You are so dumb!”

Where I hail from– the dirty dirty! [a.k.a. The South]– our nightly local news is notorious for showcasing some of the more interesting citizens for sound bites.  Antoine Dodson, from my neighboring state of Alabama, takes the cake.  This would be hysterical in and of itself even if it was made to be silly.  Yet this is an actual excerpt from the nightly news in Huntsville.  Much to my dismay not everyone below the Mason Dixon line is such a character….but I really miss those larger than life Southern types.

I DARE YOU NOT TO LAUGH AT THIS.  You’ve probably already seen it.  I think I’ve posted it on here too.  But I can be at a funeral and this pops up and you’ll see me horse laughing.  Don’t you just wish you had a “You are so dumb!  You are really dumb!” button in his voice that you could push?

With infinite love, gratitude, and respect,

Sloane

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About Cocktails With Hemingway

I'm blunt and opinionated. Virtually everything I say or do is a contradiction but I'm not a hypocrite. I never hesitate to speak my mind and never fail to leave an impression wherever I go. You love me, you hate me, but you'll never forget me.
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3 Responses to “You are so dumb!”

  1. brainforthought says:

    Saw this on Tosh.0 and I laugh every time.

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