This week in Adam updates

Proudly displaying his 'pirate money'

 Adam is so incredibly smart that a unanimous verdict was reached to move him to the preschool class with the 4’s and 5’s.  My kid is smarter than yours!

Here are some outstanding quotations:

“Mommy, we have two big problems.  Sometimes at school when I don’t listen they make me sit in a time-out chair.  [stares pointedly at me as if I should be outraged by such a notion]  And Tatum’s getting bigger and bigger.  Will she eat all my food?”

* In lieu of recent events if those are his most pressing concerns….I have definitely done something right as a mom!

“What’s for dinner tonight, Mommy?”  “I don’t know yet.  What would you like?”  “Busch’s baked beans”

“I NEED to ride the white regional bus with bathrooms!”

“‎Does sister Tatum have to spend the night?  She needs milk and when she’s older I will warm up spaghetti for her, my leftovers.  I’ll hug her a lot and be nice and take her to the store in her stroller.”

“And I will kill all the spiders with my hands.”  [on being told he’s the man of the house now]

“Sometimes they send me away from school because I am too busy as a fireman fighting fires.”

“Subway only paid me $5.  How do I get more money?”

With infinite love, gratitude, and respect,

Sloane

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About Cocktails With Hemingway

I'm blunt and opinionated. Virtually everything I say or do is a contradiction but I'm not a hypocrite. I never hesitate to speak my mind and never fail to leave an impression wherever I go. You love me, you hate me, but you'll never forget me.
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One Response to This week in Adam updates

  1. GiGi says:

    these are all SO Adam…he’s just…perfect=)

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