Adam is so incredibly smart that a unanimous verdict was reached to move him to the preschool class with the 4’s and 5’s. My kid is smarter than yours!
Here are some outstanding quotations:
“Mommy, we have two big problems. Sometimes at school when I don’t listen they make me sit in a time-out chair. [stares pointedly at me as if I should be outraged by such a notion] And Tatum’s getting bigger and bigger. Will she eat all my food?”
* In lieu of recent events if those are his most pressing concerns….I have definitely done something right as a mom!
“What’s for dinner tonight, Mommy?” “I don’t know yet. What would you like?” “Busch’s baked beans”
“I NEED to ride the white regional bus with bathrooms!”
“Does sister Tatum have to spend the night? She needs milk and when she’s older I will warm up spaghetti for her, my leftovers. I’ll hug her a lot and be nice and take her to the store in her stroller.”
“And I will kill all the spiders with my hands.” [on being told he’s the man of the house now]
“Sometimes they send me away from school because I am too busy as a fireman fighting fires.”
“Subway only paid me $5. How do I get more money?”
With infinite love, gratitude, and respect,