I present to you….My Sister Wife!

We’re such tree huggers.

Earlier this afternoon my sister-in-law received a very interesting suggestion:  that she should marry me.  Why didn’t we think of this sooner?!  As lovely as my union with Will has been, it’s about time that I trade in for a newer model of the same sex in the same family.  Even her brother gives his blessing.   If I marry a female it should most definitely be his little sister.  😉

So if you see that we have changed our status on the book of Face, you know why.  There’s something that excites me endlessly about being wed to my sister.  FLDS folk would be proud.  I may as well don my hair poof and prarie dress and rejoice in my incestuous polygamist nature.  Because that’s just how I roll!

In other news we’re having a wonderful night in Atascadero.  There are SEVEN children under the age of eight here so Adam’s having a blast out in Aunt Nita’s backyard.  Uncle David cooked some meat on the grill, Kayla made brownies, and my grand contribution was rotel.  We did some serious damage at the store today.  Food 4 Less is already a discount store but grocery prices are considerably cheaper here.  I dabbled in cooking back in Memphis but it’s time I refine my technique here.  There are definitely some good teachers as I haven’t eaten a bad thing yet.

Will got an offer for more work today.  I’ve got two promising interviews early next week so if I could get one– or both– of those it would be awesome.  There’s a third job I applied for but have yet to hear from them….if I could stagger all three of those it would be brilliant.  Graduate school will just have to wait. 

With infinite love, gratitude, and respect,

Sloane

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About Cocktails With Hemingway

I'm blunt and opinionated. Virtually everything I say or do is a contradiction but I'm not a hypocrite. I never hesitate to speak my mind and never fail to leave an impression wherever I go. You love me, you hate me, but you'll never forget me.
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