Forgive me for deviating from the originally planned topics…..but it’s my blog and I’ll digress if I want to! Allow these grievances aired so I can clear the slate for subsequent posts about the glory of California.
While this was barely a blip in my radar, apparently some of the people I had blocked on Facebook magically became available. Such occurrences really don’t bother me as long as a person isn’t obsessive– and in her defense she wasn’t. But at the same time I was bowled over by the sheer audacity it even took for homegirl to message me….wow. I refuse to glorify anyone’s bad behavior by detailing specifics but if I had attempted to amputate somebody’s leg I would never dream of sending them a message apologizing for the mild boo boo on their lower torso and completely dismiss the gravity [that I purposely inflicted] of the situation. In any lesser circumstances it would be commendable– even respectable– to apologize yet in this case it was insulting and I found the whole thing bizarre. Needless to say the correspondence got no answer from me.
Speaking of bizarre…..let’s discuss Lord Megatron. Homeboy reads my blog on the daily. Obsessive much? Apparently he is itching to call the cops for some sort of ‘defamation of character.’ I am totally kicking myself in the derriere for not attending law school but the last time I checked defamation does not involve stating well-documented truths masked with a code name. Quite frankly, it may not be a code name in the traditional sense, because if you use it to refer to yourself [albeit covertly and not in any acceptable social circle], I’d say that’s public domain. The bottom line: if you see something deplorable, without a name, and know it’s about you…..uh, I wouldn’t let on to the masses that I recognize it. Thank all the deities and then some I am thousands of miles away from that psychotic stalker who left a paper trail saying he wanted to bomb cops and murder me and my unborn child!
With infinite love, gratitude, and respect,