Sleepovers, gardens, secrets, curses…and the Presidency

“Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
One of my favorite Hutchison memories involves the yearly book created by Lower School (grades 1-5) students.  Every girl wrote and illustrated her own hardbound book each spring.  While our teachers offered proofreading and general guidance, we had complete autonomy in terms of the artistic and written content.  I think I speak for all of our classmates when I say this was one of the best times of the year.  Not only did we have a blast– but it taught us the importance of creativity– and showed us that our ideas, expressions, and contributions outside of the academic realm were worthy and valuable.  Every elementary aged child should have this as a part of their curriculum.

The Big Sleepover (1993)

The Big Sleepover (1993)

“I don’t care who you are.  When you sit down to write the first page of your screenplay, in your head, you’re also writing your Oscar acceptance speech.” ~ Nora Ephron

Composed in Ms. Isom’s first grade class, this is my debut novel.  To the best of my recollection I had several sleepovers of epic proportions that year, so I’m sure that served as my source of inspiration.  Write about what you know, eh?  In my book I had a slumber party where I ate pizza and ice cream and then got into our non-existent outdoor hot tub with Huxley, Parker, Lisa, and Dorothy. 

The English Garden (1994)

The English Garden (1994)

“When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people, not characters.  A character is a caricatures.”  ~ Ernest Hemingway

If you think what I did in Ms. Ketner’s class merely involves perennials, you are sorely mistaken.  There’s a sinister twist.  Are you intrigued yet?

The Secret Of House 205 (1995)

The Secret Of House 205 (1995)

“Writing is like prostitution.  First you do it for love, then for a few close friends, and then for money.” ~ Moliere

Hail To The Chief (1996)

Hail To The Chief (1996)

“Easy reading is damn hard writing.” ~ Nathaniel Hawthorne

You should already know that the ‘chief’ referred to in this context is yours truly and I thank Ms. Drummel for indulging me.  Apparently most people missed the memo that we’ve already had our first female president– me– and our first minor president as well as I was only ten when I ascended the democratically elected throne of this great nation. 

Nila's Curse (1997)

Nila’s Curse (1997)

“There are three rules for writing a novel.  Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.” ~ W. Somerset Maugham

….because your teenage babysitter whisking your children off to the Middle East is a very real possibility.  The charges don’t seem too unhappy though so I guess America wasn’t working out for them.  Those over-educated, under-stimulated, and privileged youth…so ungrateful!  I wonder if Ms. Koehn noticed my camel was missing a few legs.

With infinite love, gratitude, and respect,

Sloane

Drugs for kids, Rick Santorum, and new amphibians

The joy Tatum brings to our family is indescribable.  We adore our little angel.  Yet even with her in my arms there is still so much heartbreak.  I am determined to spend the rest of my Tennessee time focused on my precious daughter.  During those difficult periods where she’s napping and I’m left alone with my thoughts….it’s time to unleash my tried and true defense mechanisms of mindless distractions and pretending this nightmare is a figment of my imagination.  Neither one of these works, at least not for very long, but a temporary ‘escape’  helps me return to my mission with renewed strength and focus.  With that being said, enjoy the links that piqued my interest recently.

As horrifying as this article is, it doesn’t surprise me in the least.  Young people are the perfect consumers.  Catch them young enough and they’ll be buyers for life.  To hear of ‘cheese addicts’ [and we're not talking about my penchant for the dairy product] and kids ‘overdosing on Strawberry Quick’ makes me ill.  It’s never too early to talk to your children about drugs.

Can you imagine what our society would be like if these were legal items to purchase?

Perhaps it is in poor taste to write about legalizing drugs considering the previous paragraph but I try to group things in a way that makes sense to me.  Citing Portugal’s decision to decriminalize drugs [and the subsequent 50% drop in drug abuse over the course of ten years] as an example, author Richard Rider offers compelling examples as to why drugs should be legalized in the United States.  While this notion is shocking to some people– and I’m certainly not agreeing with him– he does make some valid points that we would be remiss not to consider when formulating an opinion on this issue.

Inhalable caffeine?!  Where can I get some?!  I completely understand the concerns with this product but in my mind all I see is the joy of multiple cups of coffee minus the disgusting taste and frequent trips to the ladies room.  ;)


“Rick Santorum Represents Everything Europeans Find Weird About America” – With such an interesting title I expected a little more substance….though the limited observations presented were interesting.  Classes pertaining to international relations and comparative politics comprised much of my course load as a political science major and I’ve always been enthralled with the various forms of governments in our world.  It’s fascinating to get a glimpse of how other nations view the United States.  Reading foreign news sources regarding U.S. political coverage [especially during an election year] is something I highly recommend if it’s not already a part of your routine.  Don’t be one of those insulated Americans who forgets the rest of the world exists.

Traveling makes you a better writer. I'd like to go here, please.

It’s no secret that Rick Santorum wouldn’t make the cut for scoring an invite to my ideal dinner party.  His beliefs regarding women’s reproductive health never cease to amaze me with their sheer ignorance.  Undergoing an amniocentesis is not “morally wrong”– it’s a potentially life saving test– and it is simply not true that it is used to “recommend abortion.”  Had Sarah Fister Gale not received an amniocentisis, her daughter would have died shortly after birth….yet because she took her doctor’s advice [in response to an anomaly in her blood work] her daughter’s RH- disease did not cause them to bury an infant….and her 11 year old girl is now healthy.  Yes, certain chromosomal disorders and neural tube defect detected from amniocentesis are deemed ‘incompatible’ with life and mothers are given the option to terminate.  But what about those parents who use the results of such a crucial test to give their children the medical attention they need and the best quality of life possible?

There’s a new type of limbless amphibian recently discovered in northeastern India.  So they’re not exactly the cutest things I’ve ever seen but it’s always exciting when science discovers something new!

Though I’ve never felt the need to justify my wanderlust– bonus points for the literary types who understand why writers should travel.  I couldn’t agree more.  While Disneyland may not be the Acropolis in terms of cultural value– it’s the next vacation on the calendar.  Adam and I will take a Mommy and Me trip….and I know that experience will be infinitely more rewarding than any historic landmark.

With infinite love, gratitude, and respect,

Sloane

Kisses for sister

Won't he be the best big brother?

When I look at this photo, I see pure love.  Adam’s staring into my eyes as he kisses Tatum.  These are the images I want to take with me from this time in my life– the fleeting moments of joy from my pregnancy.  Whether it’s Adam excitedly asking questions about her sister, getting a swift kick from Tatum [literally] to remind me that she’s there, or all the love and support from my church family, I am so blessed.  Yet I have once again been consumed with rage and subsequently lost sight of my blessings.  What a terrible feeling.  Now is not the time to succumb to my anger.  I can deal with that in constructive and productive way….later.  Right now my only focus is on my health for the last three weeks of my pregnancy.  Tatum deserves a calm and relaxed Mommy who is ecstatic to meet her and welcome her into the world the right way.  A Mommy who is 110% devoted to her.  The duration of my pregnancy will be spent preparing for Tatum while enhancing my three F’s.  Thanks to Rachael and my coworker, K, for some great books about faith.

“Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.” ~ Mark Twain

With infinite love, gratitude, and respect,

Sloane

Christopher Hitchens

1949-2011

Last night sleep evaded me, a rarity in this late stage of pregnancy.  I simply couldn’t shake the feeling that somebody was about to pass and I needed to remain awake until I received closure.  It wasn’t that gut wrenching panic associated with the agony of losing a loved one….more like a sort of unfinished business that I felt compelled to attend to before I went to bed.  For hours I stayed up, strangely absent of dread, waiting.  Upon refreshing my browser I discovered that Christopher Hitchens succumbed to cancer only several hours prior.

As a longtime follower and admirer of his work, I knew about the disease.  He never shied away from discussing his illness– or the fact that it was aggressive, terminal, and time was limited.  His last article for Vanity Fair can be found here.

Most knew of Hitchens’ aversion to the concept of a higher power [God Is Not Great:  How Religion Poisons Everything]….but what a narrow definition of such a complex and multifaceted person.  “A brilliant wit, matchless rhetorician, and masterful critic” says Graydon Carter of Vanity Fair.

One day I will attempt to articulate how the writings of Christopher Hitchens impacted my life.  Tonight I will use the words of others to speak for me.

On assignment for Vanity Fair

Graydon Carter’s poignant tribute to his dear friendpaints a clearer portrait of who this man was and the things for which he stood.

No one stood more diametrically opposed to Hitchens than his own brother, Peter Hitchens, also an author [and a conservative Christian].  Read his perspective regarding his late brother’s courage.

Unlike the previous two eulogies, Richard Dawkins embraces Hitchens’ atheism.  Let not his religious preferences [or lack thereof] sour you to his other ideas.  A hallmark of solid faith involves the ability to be comfortable with the ‘opposition’ expressing their beliefs and– in my personal opinion– that individuals can agree to disagree and still having meaningful interactions with the power to inform and educate both parties.

Godspeed, Hitch.  Your words are immortal.

With infinite love, gratitude, and respect,

Sloane

Sunburns, Lake San Antonio, and a head injury

Shaunna looks gangsta. I look perfectly content relaxing in the background.

Forgive me for the lack of entries this past week.  Between a massive sunburn, general pregnancy lethargy, Text Broker assignments, Josh’s return home and an unfortunate incident resulting in a severe accident with my noggin…..I think I’ve earned some time to relax.  That and my computer time has been cut in half until the laptop is fixed.  ;)

Regular entries and massive updates shall resume soon.

With infinite love, gratitude, and respect,

Sloane

Associated Content, here I come!

I don't know which is worse.....the occupation, the offense, or the circumstances. Probably all of the above.

Did anyone else miss the memo that Yahoo purchased the site formerly known as Associated Content?  I don’t want to shed any more tears ruminating on the terrible changes….so instead I’ll plead for your assistance.  Can anyone help me retrieve my former content that seems to have vanished into thin air, save random snippets on Google?!  Never again will I allow so much time to lapse between login times.  Lesson learned.

Thus far I haven’t had an opportunity to discuss anything even remotely controversial on my new AC page.  Of course it’s not my goal to ruffle feathers– I just speak my irreverent and opinionated mind– and if people get riled up, so be it.  While I hope to educate, inform, share another viewpoint, make you laugh, or cause you to file something in your memory bank [any or all of those depending on the article]….I’m not going to lose any sleep if I fail to do any of those things or make you virtually despise me.  Or even despise me in real life since my haters just can’t stay away from me.  ;)

I could easily go off on a tangent about the aforementioned haters but I’ll save it for AC.  You can also expect to see the following:  recipes [because at least in the kitchen I can pretend I am normal and somewhat tame]; Casey Anthony, Warren Jeffs, Jessie Dotson, and other scumbags; why you should care about the West Memphis Three; the special place in hell reserved for people who file false reports with law enforcement agencies; pregnancy round two; and finally– you already know– why I’m STILL not going to breastfeed.  

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With infinite love, gratitude, and respect,

Sloane